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Lifestyle
How to phase out your toxic friend Sophie, who insists on giving you sensible advice, rather than just supporting all your increasingly poor life choices
Billie | February 5, 2018Most of us have a Sophie in our lives. One of those obnoxiously supportive friends who insists on giving...
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Beauty
Horror! Woman loses track of alternation between housemates’ shower gels
Freya Isabella | February 4, 2018A Bristol woman was startled to find this morning, as the shower transitioned from absolutely shitting freezing to quite tolerable,...
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News
Woke man gives up on Master of None
Cameron Loxdale | February 3, 2018An Islington man has reiterated his feminist ally credentials by abandoning Master of None just five brisk weeks after allegations against creator...
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Lifestyle
Woman upset that her life has turned out nothing like the game MASH predicted
Lucy Roper | February 3, 2018An east London woman has finally come to the crushing realisation that she was absolutely and completely duped during...
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Love & sex
Hollywood exclusive! “So you’re flexible?” not man’s response to date who does yoga
Sara Scully | February 1, 2018TINSELTOWN: DISAPPOINTINGLY NOT A LAND WHERE IT’S CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY. OUR HOLLYWOOD CORRESPONDENT, SARA SCULLY, IS HERE TO GIVE US...
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Love & sex
Adult human male takes no issue with being corrected on movie trivia
Benjamin Alborough | February 1, 2018A Tonbridge man was on a date earlier this week when his unsubstantiated claims about Star Wars Episode V...
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Fashion
Scientists invent changing room curtain that nearly closes all the way
Emma Moran | January 31, 2018The world’s leading scientists have succeeded for the first time in reducing the gap between the changing room curtain...
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News
Woman definitely only half listening to friend’s retelling of dream she had
Adam Baird | January 30, 2018A Canterbury woman was definitely only half listening at best to her friend’s retelling of a dream she had the previous...
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News
Auntie becomes overly concerned at teenage niece’s ‘sad face’ emoji status update
Adam Baird | January 29, 2018A middle-aged auntie from Milton Keynes has became far too concerned for the welfare of her teenage niece after seeing...
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News
Woman somehow spends £800 in Poundland
Adam Baird | January 29, 2018A Berkshire woman has no idea how she spent £800 in a Poundland store after only going to in to get “a...