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Backpacker discovers her spirit animal is a middle-aged driving instructor from Swansea
Lewis Cook | January 27, 2018A backpacker from the Surrey has claimed that she shares a soul bound with a 44-year-old driving instructor from...
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Love & sex
Woman’s “weird celebrity crush” actually just a conventionally attractive man
Zoë Tomalin | January 26, 2018An actor frequently cited by an East Sussex woman as her “weird celebrity crush” has been outed as having a...
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Career
Expensive notebook definitely going to motivate Hannah to write novel this time
Zoë Tomalin | January 25, 2018A North London barista has been forced to defend her purchase of a deluxe £25 Moleskine notebook after it...
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Health & Fitness
Woman still doing New Year’s resolution after three weeks in danger of becoming better person
Harriet Cartledge | January 24, 2018The new year is a chance for many to reassess their priorities, set goals and bask in the benefits...
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Hollywood exclusive! Party girl’s right nostril petitions for time off
Sara Scully | January 23, 2018Hollywood: a land so elusive it needs its own sign so people actually know where it is. Luckily, our...
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Woman spontaneously combusts after self-retweet results in no new likes
Zoë Tomalin | January 23, 2018A Barnet woman has exploded into flames after unsuccessfully retweeting a self-made meme which she claimed “deserved more”. @Susiecakes, 28,...
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Love & sex
10 texts to send him to show you’re totally over him and not thinking about him at all
Katie Pritchard | January 22, 2018Want to get ahead on your New Year’s resolution to move on from Mr. Wrong and find Mr. Right?...
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Love & sex
“Age is just a number” says man who is too old
Benjamin Alborough | January 19, 2018A Shoreham man loudly reassured his friends and family last night that his teenage girlfriend is, in fact, very...
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Career
Group of male friends decide their joke about Dana isn’t sexist
Eleanor Morton | January 18, 2018A group of male colleagues from Penicuik have unanimously agreed that they shouldn’t feel bad for making a joke...
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Career
Male stripper roundly mothered on hen night
Adam Baird | January 17, 2018A male stripper has been roundly mothered whilst working at a hen night in Swindon this weekend. Marlon Kane,...