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Amazing! Woman has three contradictory hot takes about Christmas charity appeal video
Zoë Tomalin | December 24, 2017A Durham woman is reported to have had three different, but equally controversial, opinions about a video which was shared...
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Opinion
Homemade gifts to disappoint your loved ones with this Christmas
Billie | December 22, 2017It’s the thought that counts, right? Right? Of course not. Stick to the list, you fool. However, the rules...
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Career
Woman planning sick day can’t be bothered laying the groundwork
Claire Wetton | December 21, 2017A woman in South Bermondsey is planning to take a day’s sick leave tomorrow, yet has spent the whole...
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News
Parenting! Hamster bought to teach child about death still very much alive
Sara Gibbs | December 20, 2017A Brighton hamster whose entire purpose in life was to die, in order to teach a young child about...
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Opinion
Dogs are for life, not just for Christmas – except for this one I rented to complete my holiday aesthetic
Laurie Plowright | December 19, 2017With more dogs living in shelters than ever before, it’s important to remember that old adage: a dog is for...
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Fashion
Jenny still depressed, just now wearing antlers
Laurie Plowright | December 19, 2017A Cardiff woman with depression who was given a pair of glittery, festive antlers by a colleague pronouncing: “‘Tis...
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Lifestyle
Mum who wants “relaxed Christmas” inexplicably sets herself task of making four types of parsnip
Laurie Plowright | December 19, 2017A Stroud mother of three who decided to “relax and enjoy Christmas” this year has also decided to lay...
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News
Oblivious! Straight white man still has energy to rant about trivial nonsense
Sara Gibbs | December 19, 2017A straight, white man from London who was “surprised” upon learning from the #metoo campaign about “how many sex...
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Health & Fitness
Christmassy! Government tells NHS to resort to actual stables
Laurie Plowright | December 12, 2017It was a Christmas dream come true for some expectant mothers this week. It’s every girls dream to relive...
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Love & sex
We put a padlock on a bridge and now my boyfriend can’t leave me
Kat Sadler | December 10, 2017Uh oh! A cheeky trip down lovers’ lane was cemented into a binding contract this week, as couple Sally...