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Lifestyle
Woman who killed eight cactuses wants to hold your baby
Laurie Plowright | September 3, 2018A Leicestershire couple were alarmed and surprised when an old friend stopped by unannounced to celebrate the birth of...
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Lifestyle
Friend hoping overgenerous birthday present will make up for the fact she hasn’t replied to a text in over two months
Billie | August 16, 2018Before turning up to Fay Mueller’s 27th birthday party, Lydia Weisman, 26, had failed to reply to the past...
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Lifestyle
Myth Debunked! Claims that millennials have lower attention span than previous generations greatly exager- oooh a meme!
Billie | August 11, 2018There’s been tons of think pieces dedicated to slagging off millennials and their supposed short attention spans, but a...
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News
Met Office declares it’s too hot to fuck
Catherine Brinkworth | August 4, 2018The Met Office have announced that UK temperatures will tip over the ‘fuck point’ this afternoon. The fuck point...
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Career
What your best friends will be doing a month after you graduate and have all inevitably lost contact
Verity Babbs | July 31, 2018Just five weeks after throwing their hats, and all changing their cover photos to prove it, Alina Bennett, 21,...
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Fashion
The five best maxi-dresses for shutting in car doors
Ciara Jack | July 27, 2018Maxi-dresses are a summer must-have for those who don’t enjoy the sensation of peeling their hot arse off a...
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News
Your co-worker Mark thinks he’s not allowed to flirt with women anymore which is great because he’s a terrible human being
Eleanor Morton | July 27, 2018A man in your office today claimed that the #MeToo movement meant he “basically couldn’t even flirt with woman...
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Fashion
Help! I wore dungarees for three weeks in a row and now I’m trapped playing heads down thumbs up in the back of Miss Phillips’ year 8 class
Lorna Treen | July 25, 2018Jessica Bridgewater, 28 from Bristol, is talking to me with her head on the desk, and two PVA covered...
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Lifestyle
Friend on digital detox actually just dropped phone down toilet
Laurie Plowright | July 22, 2018Friends were relieved to discover that a friend who they thought had turned away from social media following a...
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Beauty
Wow! These new aviators will make you irresistible to flies
Ciara Jack | July 22, 2018Sarah Sheehan, 21, from Essex was recently compiling her new summer holiday outfit for a beach party holiday, when...