Woman actually happy with haircut
A Leeds hairdresser is being praised worldwide this week after a first-time client confirmed she had received the exact cut...
Office stunned when new girl won’t bake
A male-dominated office in Rochdale continues to operate in disbelief after no baked goods were brought into the office...
Winter wonderland! Woman looking forward to growing her armpit hair into a lush forest
Winter is coming, and nowhere is this more abundantly clear than in a Warwickshire woman’s underarm area. Out are the...
Shock! Woman who posted underwear pictures on Insta not, in fact, real model
Followers of an Oxford woman were surprised to discover yesterday that, despite a constant stream of pictures captioned “photoshoot”,...
Three mascaras flakier than your friend Rachel
Rachel’s the kind of friend that’s so flaky that you can’t really remember the last time you saw her....
How to keep so many succulents that your life just becomes the plot of Little Shop of Horrors
It’s well established that succulents are a great alternative to friends. They brighten up any space, be it a desk,...
Beauty inspo! Five bold lipsticks to buy this winter and never wear
This season isn’t just about the bold lip; it’s about buying an outlandish colour, convincing yourself you can rock...
Killer abs still on the loose
The Metropolitan Police have stepped up their search for a set of killer abs, reportedly still at large. “We...
Toenail excited to fuck up your tights
Your big toenail is absolutely jazzed to ruin your brand new upwards of 80 denier tights today, it told...
Quiz: Do you have imposter syndrome, or are you just faking it like everything else?